GaugesLove.

I have come to the conclusion that I am getting gauges. I've always been facinated by them....but never thought of myself personally having them until recently. Now before you guys start turning you nose up at me, I wont want to have like monster gauges!
Not the move. I only plan to go up to somewhere between 8 and 6. Thats like this big:

Somewhere around there is when I will stop. I know I dont want them forever, but I want them now. I still haven't asked my mom....she's gonna shoot it down, I already know, but I'll try to talk her into it. When/If she say yes, I already know she's gonna go on and on about how I'm throwing my life away, blah blah blah. Whateverss man. I can't wait though!

I'm in anatomy right now and we're copying notes, but I got to page 2 and quite frankly, the muscles are not that intresting. So research on gauges and care for them was the move. The bell is about to ring so I gotta goooo! Ttyl! Have a great day guys! I know I will! :)

My New Jam: Noisettes - Never Forget You.x.Bad News Meshup

This go hardd! They might just be the new obsession of choice.

WTF is this?

It's starting to look like I'm gonna have to make the Nicki thing an ongoing series of post. This is unreal. STOP!!

For The Fellas: Stock Yo Fridge For The Ladies ;)

Looove this shit! LOL

When will this shxt be over?!

119 Days.

That is the day on the horizon. The only day that makes any sense to me at this point. It's the second semester of my senior year. Slaving at the same school for 4 whole years. Seeing the same assholes from year to year. Dating that bum you hope to never see again. It's inevitable. After all that CRAP that's thrown at you, senioritis is the natural course of high school life. Look at me!


I like to think I look like a nice girl. I always thought I would never be the one to suffer from this "disease", but I am. I, literally, have the attention span of an 4 year old. Wanna see my notes from class?

What a shame?! And one of which is an AP class! Sad right?

I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the fact that I'm so close to the end, I think I got it. This semester is the victory lap, and I got the lead. I need that freshman mentality back. I was hungry freshman year! In the words of Lupe, "I used to hand my homework in first, like I was the classroom starter." Now, I'm the last to turn in shit, if I even do it. The shame on my teachers face used to make me feel bad...but now it's just another day in the life of Jup.

AND IS IT ME, or does ANY & EVERYONE get on your nerves?! OMG! I swear, I stop liking someone every single day. Somebody will say something stupid, or walk the wrong way past me, and I'll just roll and eyes and BAM, they on my shit list. Currently, my shit list is working on page 10.



In conclusion, senioritis is a diease everyone will face at some point. When you just stop giving a fuck. When you wanna sleep in at all time. When you stare blankly in class and hope the teacher doesn't ask you to pick up where she left off. When you get off the bus/ hop out your car and whisper to yourself, "Welcome to Hell." When you texting skills reach their peak. And when the guilt of a forged late note becomes a thing of the past. It's senior year, baby. Now enjoy it! & that's if your like me and can sleep in half your classes and manage to get a B. If you can't, I advise you to wake up me love.

*PS, if you love me, you should buy me a shit list for graduation!*

M.I.A. - Space Odyssey

It's been a minute baby mama!

Please help the beautiful people of Haiti.

I've been wanting to post something about the earthquake, but I never knew what to say. I am in so much pain for all the people of Haiti. They are suffering down there with NOTHING! I wish I had money to donate, but I don't. I am going to donate food and clothes though. I want to encourage everyone to help and donate any way they can. I know at McEachern, there is a food/clothes drive. I really want EVERYONE to donate. Just put yourself in that situation. I couldn't even imagine. My prayers and loves goes out to them.

Please help your brothers and sisters in Haiti. Please.

And to all the people that want to blame those people for this devastation, you are pitiful and disgusting and I am sorry to see you people get publicity. The fact that those people are SUFFERING with nothing to their name and you have the nerve to kick them while they are down! You are the scum of the earth and I wish nothing for you. I prey Lord had mercy has on your soul.

....that really make me upset you guys. Sorry for the hostility.

I hope you guys have a great day. :)

Hat turned sideways. Lookin' like a fool.

This is my anger. Though it may not look like I'm angry, I'm a actually a very unhappy camper. My computer got a virus. =/ So not I have to update on my moms laptop. It's the Mac so I'm good bruh. But I have this intense fear or my computer spazzing out and talking to me. Well guess what? MY COMPUTER DID THAT LAST NIGHT! I was saying something about AT&T, then a song started playing and porn was all over my desktop! I was on the verge of tears because I was so scared. It was baaad!

Scary as fuh! I'm never turning that thing back on man! ...yes I will, when my mom fixes it. I'm so lucky to have a mom thats uber computer saavy.

But that part of the post was NOTHING compared to what I'm really here to talk about.

General Larry muhfuckin Platt!

He is my new hero! He went on American Idol and became the new and improved William Hung. "Pants On The Ground" was the best thing that has happened to me. It is an amazingly hilarious song! If you haven't heard it, you must!

Amazing, right? Pants on the ground man.
That's it.
General Larry Platt. MY American Idol. :)

*FUN FACT*
I found this cool keyboard when I was looking for a monster computer.

Cute right?!

RIP My Ghetto Nail.

They popped off in drama and Jade had a really good laugh! It was so sad! The like popped off one by one. It was NOT fun! :( I'm gonna go crawl under m bed now...not really, I'm in class.I need to do work.....BYE guys!

I got my ear bit!

BREAKING DAWN!!! :)

Sunday Macbook PhotoOp!

Liberate.

FB Default!

Lettin my soul glow.

I had alot of fun today! I went to my grandma's house. As as you guys will learn, I spend ALOT of time with my grandma! No, she's not sick. No, it's not forced. I just love it over there! LOL. I had a really good week and this Sunday just topped it off! I had a very lazy Friday and Saturday but I did think alot about life and everything I'd like to accomplish and it's making me excited and scared at the same time. I'm excited to do everything I want to do, and I'm scared I'll never do it. It's a crazy feeling. But yeah, I'm gonna go back to Facebooking and texting. I love you guys. Thanks so much for jumping on board!

Nails Nails Nails!

Sooo, I really like ghetto, outrageous, over the top nails!

My Current design!

Cute, right?! This was the Asian lady's take on cheetah =/ BUT I still love them!

Here are some other designs that make me swoon!

The utter fierceness of hooker nails make me a happy camper.

It's Barbie Bxtch!

*Disclaimer!*

If you read this and get uber offended, I AM talking about you and you should post a FB status/video about it. It's all for everyone else's entertainment. Don't get your damn tu-tu in a bunch. :) No to out regularly scheduled post!

Nicki Minaj.

Have you heard of her? If not, what the hell rock have you been under for the last 4 or 5 months of 2009?! Well, she is this fast talking bisexual from New York. She was signed to Young Money last year. She openly talks about getting head, having random sex with Wayne, and using guys for money! Just recently, she got this persona that has spread like wildfire! She screamed 'It's Barbie Bxtch!' over a track, and now every girl wants to be a mini barbie! WTF!!!

DUUUUDE! WTF?!

Whatever happened to individuality? I love Barbie dolls! I like the makeup, the glamor, and yeah, from time to time, I would say 'Yeah, I'm a Babrie doll'. But if I knew with was going to blow out of proportion like this, I would have put down my Barbie and picked up the scary ass Bratz doll! I think this whole thing is just so insecure girls can cake on makeup, put funny colors in their head, and be hookers. Yep, I said it. All those girls are insecure. I'm not calling out the girls that do it for on Halloween. I'm calling out all the girls that do this every single day and feel a need to get mad when you say something to your homie about. I can't help your tu-tu just made me loose my train of thought and I pointed and laughed. The pink hair you bought from Hot Topic is giving off a sour smell that makes me look at you funny.

I totally understand taking from celebrities and adding to yourself. Cutting your hair short like Rihanna (pre-insanity). Throwing out your flares for skinnies. But when you take a everything about a celebrity and bring it into your life, that is a problem! And the worst part is...THEY GET UBER PISSED ABOUT THE TOPIC! Like really? If I came to school on a full clown costume, you'd have a whole heap to say! But when you come to school looking like a busted ballerina, I'm suppose to keep my mouth shut?! NO! It's don't work like that homechick! You take your heckling with your pink head held high!


dude! i love this girl! She took the word out of my mouth! hahaha!

Dude! It's starting young! SAVE THE YOUTH!!

But seriously.....stop the madness.

i hate crushes.

I know for a fact I'm not the only one that hates the shxt out of this feeling. It's fun the first couple of days, but after a couple days, it gets OLD! Paranoia mixed with butterflies and a side of temporary insanity. Not cool and certainly not cute! On top of all that, all of you closest homies know so you have all of your girls talkin in your ear (them chicken heads know who they are!)! That just adds to it all the excitement during this stressful time!

You go 2 weeks of over reacting and stressing at every little comment and you get fed up with it. You are now faced with the dreadful decision: tell him or let the thrill die. Telling him can lead to one of 2 things: he feels the same and you like happily ever after (until we separate for college) or he's like fxck no, you ugly whore! And letting the thrill die will just mean you wasted time, endless thoughts, and unlimited text on this jerk off. It's the ultimate lose/lose!

I'm currently crushing really hard on a guy. I think he's like super cute and extremely funny. All I listen to is cheesy songs that talk about this spark of insanity. I just hate the feeling because I am an obsessive type of person. When I really like something, I'm usually fixated on that thing for a while and I pick it apart and put it together over and over again. Not cool when it comes to person! And on top of all that, I haven't had a crush since like sophomore year! This is a foreign feeling. And when I say foreign, I mean like Montezuma's Revenge! These butterflies feel like nausea. Then comes the word vomit.

EUREKA!

That is exactly it! Having a crush is the equivalent to being deathly ill! I think that should be an excuse to be out of school. You're not learning anyway. Your too busy watching him take notes to realize what the teacher is uttering. Now I'm gonna go to my doctor, tell her my symptoms, and hopefully I can get some days out of school!

But in all honestly, having a crush is alot of fun....the moment you realize it! The excitement. The game. The extra big smile. The waking up a little early to look that much more cuter. So I think I'm gonna look at the positive and try to forget the fact that I got bit the love bug.

[thats how my ass lookin when I see him!]

Adventures In Paridise.

Introduction much?!

My name is Jasmine! I'm a cool 18 years old. I'm a senior in high school =/. 5 months til I graduate! I am a music junkie! I listen to everything and I'm open-minded everything! My favorite genre is R&B and Hip-Hop follows closely behind. I do listen to more hip-hop, since autotune has taken over R&B but it's still my heart. I am a new natural chica. I cut my permed hair off September 22, 2009. 3 Months of nappy roots and I'm not regretting one minute. I think everygirl should wear their hair natural, but that is another post within itself LOL. In my mind, I'm a black activist straight out of the 70's with a big fro and my fist high in the air. My New Year's Resolution was to become a better blogger. I have 3 blogs, but only 2 are in effect! Broke & Nameless is the blog with me and my bestfriend, Chelsea and Kayla. It's on wordpress and the link is on the side. My other blog was called Jupiter's Blog. It was one I started a year and some change ago. I deaded that blog because there is so much of my past and my old self on there. I felt like I needed a new start. You can read it of you want. You'll get a little more of me. Im nosey so I totally understand if you read it LOL. Now we have Ay.Yo.Jup.*! I hope you guys stick around and follow and all that good stuff! So yeah, it have to wake up for school in an hour so let me get some shut eye! Update this afternoon! :)