Fxck That Valentine's Day.

So Valentine's Day is approaching us. The one holiday I have always dreaded. It is the time of year where all the assholes that are in love get mushier that what they normally are. From having practically sex in public to over-sized bears and nasty chocolates, it is a horrible holiday that should be permanently removed from the list of holidays (i couldn't think of another word LOL).

This is me on Valentine's Day.

Don't be upset my prettys. I like to sit back and think about think about things. I try to become as numb as possible because if I don't, all of the pink and red will send me into a depression that'll result in a nervous breakdown. Then you'll see me running around like Danger from Ray-J of Love. I think about ex-boyfriends and how they fucked me over. I think about all the shitty guys I've talked to. & to top it all off, I have a annual Fxck Valentine's Day Dinner with my main girls. It's a great time to just guy bash & laugh at all of the couples around us, just knowing they aren't having as much fun as us!


That is me and the crew at dinner! Epic right?

In all honesty, I'm not the total scrooge for V-Day. I wish I had a guy friend around this time. Someone to just cake with nonstop and make my play toy for the day. Those nasty ass chocolates wouldn't be so bad if I had a sweetheart with a nice ass to share them with.

But until that day rolls into my soccer field of life, I'm gonna just say fuck a valentine's day. Those pussys can't party like me anyway!